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This Ain't Fortune Telling

Tarot for clarity — not prophecy


Because you don't need predictions. You need perspective.


If you're looking for someone to tell you what's going to happen next, this probably isn't your place. But if you're curious about what's actually happening now, in your thoughts, your patterns, your choices, then come on in.


This space is for people who want honest insight without the drama. A little depth, a little humour, and a lot of self-trust. You don't need to believe in anything special, just a willingness to look a bit more closely.

Tarot here isn't about predicting your future or handing over your power. It's about slowing things down long enough to understand what's moving underneath, so you can decide what to do with it. No fate. No fixed outcomes. Just clarity, perspective, and better questions.


I work with seekers and skeptics, deep feelers and practical thinkers, often all wrapped up in the same person. If you're at a crossroads, untangling something that keeps repeating, or just want the noise to make more sense, you're in the right place.


Our work together is conversation and reflection. Real talk, room for nuance, and insights that help you trust yourself more, not less. You're in the driver's seat. I'm just here to turn the headlights on.

About Me

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I'm Claudine (Clo), and I've spent over 15 years helping people see what they already know but haven't said out loud yet. I'm the person who'll name the thing you've been dancing around, the pattern you keep tripping over, the fear that's been running the show from backstage. Not because I'm psychic (I'm not), but because I've learned how to listen to what the cards are actually saying, and more importantly, what you're not.

My job isn't to tell you your future. It's to help you understand what's happening right now, why it keeps happening, and what you can actually do about it. People tell me my readings are clarifying, validating, sometimes uncomfortably accurate, and weirdly funny when they need to be. I'm here for the truth, not the fantasy. The agency, not the fate. The mirror, not the map.

If you're tired of vague platitudes and want someone who'll be honest, kind, and occasionally make you laugh while you untangle your life, we'll probably get along just fine.

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